1) Owen Wilson has signed on to voice the CGI lead character in a new Marmaduke film.
2) Shawn Levy, director of Night at the Museum, is developing a live-action/CGI hybrid film based on The Berenstein Bears.
Okay, kids, I just can't even go into detail about this. I'm finished. I don't want to go to Hollywood anymore. I don't want to be in film school anymore. I don't know what I'm going to do. This news has assassinated my Hollywood dreams.